Eridan love

I wish I could hold Eridan Ampora tight and never let him go.

Hell, I wish I could BE Eridan.

I WOULD NEVER NOT LOVE YOU ERIDAN

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There are children starving in Africa

and I'd rather punch them all in the face then give a shitty co-worker a shitty gift.

There are two things I know

How to poison a Haitian and sex.

The leading cause of death during a fire is fire.

Smoke is a gas, it cannot kill you. Fire is WAY hotter, it is literally hot as fire.

I can't wait for school to start back

Drama is going to be great. I'm pumped for it. Plus, I have two friends there I'll be happy to see, even if everybody else at the school hates me.

Being a fireman would be SO COOL!

I really want to be a fireman.

A fire marshal especially

I would be the best fire marshal.